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Previously on "Do you noddies take yourselves too seriously ?"

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    Originally posted by supremepods
    OK so the outcome was funny but the code itself ????
    The funny bit was that a large blue chip employed someone so gormless.

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  • DirtyOldMan
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    Was it a tight t-shirt ?

    Any piccies ?

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  • supremepods
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    Get a life !


    Please

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  • ladymuck
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    my fave SQL statement is:

    SELECT * from Users
    WHERE clue>0

    I even bought a t-shirt with it on, makes me smile every time I see it!

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  • supremepods
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    OK so the outcome was funny but the code itself ????

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    I've seen a production SQL statement that made me p1ss myself. It increased the daily run time from 1 hour to 10 hours.

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  • supremepods
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Oh, I dunno 'bout that. Saw one that went somat like:

    select name from new_names where name not in ( select name from old_names )

    In a warehouse type situation.

    It made me laugh.

    You actually find SQL statements funny ??



    Some people

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    That's as maybe, but 'INSERT INTO' is always good fun!
    I think she enjoys the jobs too.

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  • voron
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    Do you take yourself seriously, Milan? Do you stroke yourself each morning? Do you purr with pleasure as you fondle your thick, luxurious hair? Do you declare each day, "I am Milan and today will be sexy. Oh yeah!".

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  • threaded
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    Oh, I dunno 'bout that. Saw one that went somat like:

    select name from new_names where name not in ( select name from old_names )

    In a warehouse type situation.

    It made me laugh.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
    not too seriously, just seriously enough

    I have never seen a SELECT statement that made me laugh

    Rebecca
    That's as maybe, but 'INSERT INTO' is always good fun!

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  • Rebecca Loos
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    not too seriously, just seriously enough

    I have never seen a SELECT statement that made me laugh

    Rebecca

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  • milanbenes
    started a topic Do you noddies take yourselves too seriously ?

    Do you noddies take yourselves too seriously ?

    Discuss

    Milan.

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