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Previously on "Do you noddies take yourselves too seriously ?"
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my fave SQL statement is:
SELECT * from Users
WHERE clue>0
I even bought a t-shirt with it on, makes me smile every time I see it!
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I've seen a production SQL statement that made me p1ss myself. It increased the daily run time from 1 hour to 10 hours.
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Originally posted by threadedOh, I dunno 'bout that. Saw one that went somat like:
select name from new_names where name not in ( select name from old_names )
In a warehouse type situation.
It made me laugh.
You actually find SQL statements funny ??
Some people
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Originally posted by wobbegongThat's as maybe, but 'INSERT INTO' is always good fun!
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Do you take yourself seriously, Milan? Do you stroke yourself each morning? Do you purr with pleasure as you fondle your thick, luxurious hair? Do you declare each day, "I am Milan and today will be sexy. Oh yeah!".
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Oh, I dunno 'bout that. Saw one that went somat like:
select name from new_names where name not in ( select name from old_names )
In a warehouse type situation.
It made me laugh.
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Originally posted by Rebecca Loosnot too seriously, just seriously enough
I have never seen a SELECT statement that made me laugh
Rebecca
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not too seriously, just seriously enough
I have never seen a SELECT statement that made me laugh
Rebecca
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Do you noddies take yourselves too seriously ?
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