What religion should I join?

[Ruprect]

I am getting very fed up with lent : no chocolate/cakes/sweets is a killer. Think I am going to join another religion until Easter Sunday.

What religion should I join? What benefits will I get from it?

Try the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. You will an overarching sense of calm when you understand that His Noodly Appendages are constantly on your shoulder.

[Mich the Tester]

Actually the nuns at my school, Our Lady Of The Missions,...

Well that narrows it down to about 40,000 Catholic schools.

[Bagpuss]

Carling, when one goes to mass, do you sit there taking it in? Or as like most women (excluding GGLF Gail University Challenge) are you thinking a combination of shoes, chocolate and mens bums?

[BrilloPad]

Try the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. You will an overarching sense of calm when you understand that His Noodly Appendages are constantly on your shoulder.

Do you mean "Noodly" or "Noddy" ?

[EternalOptimist]

Hows about one of them ancient Egyptian religions ?

You can forget Lent and celebrate the flooding of the Nile from the comfort of your own home

[BrilloPad]

Carling, when one goes to mass, do you sit there taking it in? Or as like most women (excluding GGLF Gail University Challenge) are you thinking a combination of shoes, chocolate and mens bums?

I am sure CM thinks of more than that : flower arranging and fluffy kittens.

HTH

[cailin maith]

Carling, when one goes to mass, do you sit there taking it in. Or as like most women (excluding GGWF Gail University Challenge) are you thinking a combination of shoes, chocolate and mens bums?

As I have been a Catholic for all of my 32 years... I've heard most of it before!! So, "a combination of shoes, chocolate and mens bums" is a fair assessment.

[Mich the Tester]

Carling, when one goes to mass, do you sit there taking it in?

She'd be a hell of a sport to take it in the Mass.

[zara_backdog]

As I have been a Catholic for all of my 32 years... I've heard most of it before so "a combination of shoes, chocolate and mens bums" is a fair assessment.

Think I may join then Do they take Wicca's ?

[Ruprect]

Do you mean "Noodly" or "Noddy" ?

Definately noodly. Or is it Noodley. FSM with Cheddar will confirm. Basically gravity is unproven and just a "theory", and the gospel of the FSM confirms that we are actually held to earth and don't go floating away because His Noodl(e)y Appendages press us down. Makes sense when you think about it.