i wonder..

[chef]

It's an indictment of abysmal, incompetent and totally uninspired corporate management that you, I, chef and the author of the book can get away with it, and rest assured it's not just the four of us.

i did slip up slightly today though, i walked in the office at 10:50.. i forgot to get out of bed when my alarm went off and simply went back to sleep

it's ok though, its germany and the council are only open in office hours and so obviously i had "been to speak with the council" to my fellow employees..

[Rookie]

FFS. Can't you see that I'm busy shuffling papers? Right, where's my Wednesday document gone?

[bogeyman]

how long it will take for people here to realise that i don't do very much?

Had you sussed from the word go.

Are you actually a chef - or even a keen amateur cook?

If so, please start a recipes thread so we can all cook and enjoy.

[BrianSnail]

WTS!

I was told at my last 6 months renewal that they really need me here...I felt like asking exactly what was it that I was supposed to be doing...

[Zippy]

FFS. Can't you see that I'm busy shuffling papers? Right, where's my Wednesday document gone?

Back to the re-drafting committee

[Coalman]

Corporate newspaper just landed on my desk - here's another happy 20 minutes filled!

[ace00]

Mine too. In addition, always carry the paper with scribble and comments on wherever you go. To meetings. To the toilet. When you get yourself a cup of tea. Even better is to take vary this piece of paper with others that you have. I have a monday piece of paper, a tuesday piece of paper....

Well, it beats a real job doesn't it?

For some reason I always remember the late, great John Peel talking about his only ever "proper job" I think for national service or something. Apparently that was his tactic, always carry a piece of paper around and look busy.

[Mich the Tester]

Corporate newspaper just landed on my desk - here's another happy 20 minutes filled!

way to hide a porno mag

[bullseye]

that was exactly the case with me...out of 3 months contract , project needed my inputs only for a week.

b***t*rds ..did not renew my contract.

No wonder companies are loosing money and closing their shops

[chef]

dagnammit

i was just feeling guilty and about to actually start work and then got an email saying the test server will be down for the next 2 hrs..

off for a brew..