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**Francko** · 23 February 2009, 16:30

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I got an email today from [email protected] that said :-
"Are you fed up by seeing disappointed looks on women's faces when you take your pants off? Are you tired of hearing the question "Are you in?" when it comes to intercourse?"

How did they know?

Diver must have gossiped about it...

**Mich the Tester** · 23 February 2009, 16:32

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I got an email today from [email protected] that said :-
"Are you fed up by seeing disappointed looks on women's faces when you take your pants off? Are you tired of hearing the question "Are you in?" when it comes to intercourse?"

How did they know?

You signed up to a porn site and they assumed you’re a fat middle aged bloke with a small dysfunctional willy and a masturbation habit, so quite reasonably deduced you’d be in the market for penis enhancement and erection medicines.

**spongebob** · 23 February 2009, 16:33

In boxing parlance they call dimensional comparisons 'the tale of the tape'.

So wear boxers.

**OwlHoot** · 23 February 2009, 16:33

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

.. Are you tired of hearing the question "Are you in?" when it comes to intercourse?" ..

The time to worry is when they start reading the paper over your shoulder

**BrilloPad** · 23 February 2009, 16:34

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You signed up to a porn site and they assumed you’re a fat middle aged bloke with a small dysfunctional willy and a masturbation habit, so quite reasonably deduced you’d be in the market for penis enhancement and erection medicines.

I have signed up for lots of porn sites : but only used email addresses of people I dislike!

Maybe someone is getting revenge?

**BrilloPad** · 23 February 2009, 16:35

Originally posted by Francko View Post

Diver must have gossiped about it...

That incident with me Diver and the sheep was never proven. Lucky we ate the sheep or there might have been a different outcome....

**DimPrawn** · 23 February 2009, 16:36

Are you fed up by seeing disappointed looks on women's faces when you take your pants off?

Yes, especially in Tesco's

**Rookie** · 23 February 2009, 16:38

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yes, especially in Tesco's

**Bagpuss** · 23 February 2009, 16:41

"I've never seen such a disappointing array of meat and veg in the supermarket" said one shopper

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