A wise man once said......

[Clownio]

A not so wise man once said...

There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment....

At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one......

[Sionner]

Confucious he say - man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!

[DirtyOldMan]

Never wipe your knob on the curtains when she's looking.

[n5gooner]

Never wipe your knob on the curtains when she's looking.

I remember that thread, somthing about a helpdesk function......

[ladymuck]

Confucious he say - man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!

he also say, man who go through turnstile sideways is going to bangkok!

[The Lone Gunman]

he also say, man who go through turnstile sideways is going to bangkok!

He also say "man who go out with flat chested woman has reason for feeling down"

[Lucifer Box]

Confucius, he say

[threaded]

Confucius, he say

That was said two and a half thousand years ago, so what does he mean by modern?

[voron]

how long till its Russia being invaded.

I can't see that happening.

[Lucifer Box]

That was said two and a half thousand years ago, so what does he mean by modern?

Two and a half thousand years ago was considered modern two and a half thousand years ago.