Originally posted by zeitghost
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Do you speak with a funny voice ?
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Nah I aint got a bleedin accent!
Shove that up your Jacksy!'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostThe first time my neice heard me she said "Hey mom! He talks funny."
That's because I AM CANADIAN
I have loads of relatives over there (like many Scots) shame on me that Ive been to the USA twice (thats enough I think) but neglected dear Old Canada - would like to visit , build my log cabin and forget about everything.
Who could say anything bad about Canada - you know what - they dont like the Yanks and even joined the European Space Agency rather than NASA !!!!!
And some say Blame Canada - Jings !!!!Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 20 February 2009, 14:06.Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIMHO women with husky voices are usually munters.Comment
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Originally posted by Jubber View PostThey're blokes. Don't drink so much.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Is Marriella Frostrup a bloke? Who'd have funk itThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIs Marriella Frostrup a bloke? Who'd have funk itBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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True! So why do these munters keep stealing her voice!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Des waas isch net. Do misster en annern freje. Gugge mer mol!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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