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Do you speak with a funny voice ?

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    Do you speak with a funny voice ?

    Do you have a high pitched squeaky voice?, or maybe you have a speech problem, are you a female with a very deep or husky voice. Maybe you have an unfortunate Geordie accent, or possibly you speak with a plummy posh voice.

    Do you speak with a funny voice ?





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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Do you have a high pitched squeaky voice?, or maybe you have a speech problem, are you a female with a very deep or husky voice. Maybe you have an unfortunate Geordie accent, or possibly you speak with a plummy posh voice.

    Do you speak with a funny voice ?

    Mine's more pit village than geordie but have the ability to change at will depending on where I am
    Blood in your poo

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      #3
      [Very Nasal/Adenoidal Voice] Nooo angd I reeesengt the insinguation [/end]

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        #4
        No, I speak with forked tongue.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          #5
          Yes I do, Why?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Archangel View Post
            Yes I do, Why?
            It's a human interest thread





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              #7
              IMHO women with husky voices are usually munters.
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                I don't think I have an accent... All me life I’m on the farm, Workin’ for me keep
                Tendin’ pigs and chickens, and they cows and they sheep
                But everywhere I’m workin’, there’s one who always mocks me
                He hidin' somewhere in the trees, blackbird I’ll ‘ave he!
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  The first time my neice heard me she said "Hey mom! He talks funny."

                  That's because I AM CANADIAN
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    I don't think I have an accent... All me life I’m on the farm, Workin’ for me keep
                    Tendin’ pigs and chickens, and they cows and they sheep
                    But everywhere I’m workin’, there’s one who always mocks me
                    He hidin' somewhere in the trees, blackbird I’ll ‘ave he!
                    Were be that blackbird be
                    I know were e' be
                    He be up yon wurzel tree
                    And I be after he
                    With a gurt big stick I'll knock him down
                    Blackbird I'll have e ...
                    Beer
                    is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
                    Benjamin Franklin

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