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My Plan b website needs beta testers
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post -
"Simply log in after every time you have sex and fill out a few simple fields."
I hope "was it with a squirrel" is one of the fields.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI need a website to tell me I'm in an epic dry spell?Comment
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Why would you need a website to record every time you bonked????
This is definately a bloke's site...
You're in line for some serious Xeno Geek points with this, Dim!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWhy would you need a website to record every time you bonked????
This is definately a bloke's site...
You're in line for some serious Xeno Geek points with this, Dim!
Actually, you lot would be better with a site that kept a record of thatBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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is that actually your website DP?!
"and this was with whom"
it's like a piss take of a social networking site, anyone see the FriendFace episode of the IT Crowd?!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Creepy.
I'm currently beta testing my plan B
www.kinuseless.com
Praps we could scratch each others back here?
Off to put road signs in Crewe into my site .....Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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