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    #11
    Terry Pratchett does a good line in insulting metaphors.

    "...He was called Mayonnaise because he was thick, rich and oily, and smells faintly of eggs..."
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Who needs it?
      The one whose name should not be spoken.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Terry Pratchett does a good line in insulting metaphors.

        "...He was called Mayonnaise because he was thick, rich and oily, and smells faintly of eggs..."
        I imagine delivering an insult with a speech impedement is pretty hard. The person on the recieving end would probably laugh or look puzzled.
        perhaps that's why he became an author.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Mandelson.

          http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...-200902191590/

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Mandelson.

            http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...-200902191590/
            You want to chocolate stab him!
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              Enjoy Gordon Brown while he lasts. I held him off as long as I could.

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                #17
                you can **** off an all.

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                  #18
                  Keith Vaz would be quite apt...

                  He wanted to ban violent video games.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by tonyblair View Post
                    Enjoy Gordon Brown while he lasts. I held him off as long as I could.
                    The sun hasn't shone since you left, please come back!
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Stabbing is far too good for them.

                      I'd use the feet first into a log chipper on slow setting approach for all politicians.
                      The output would be fairly handy as fertiliser especially since politicians are so full of sh...

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