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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I'd rather think of sex and chocolate......
    Anything I can do to help, let me know.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Archangel View Post
      Anything I can do to help, let me know.
      Can you get Pogle a Curly Wurly and a Fudge!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Clippy View Post
        Can you get Pogle a Curly Wurly and a Fudge!
        finger of
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #14
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Can you get Pogle a Curly Wurly and a Fudge!
          Bounty and a Cream Egg...........

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            #15
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            ...on my way into work, I was walking up the High Street when I noticed a white van and several men in high visibility jackets. As i got closer I noticed that two of the men were holding a very large pane of glass (the size of a shop window) between them!

            Oh great I thought, two men holding each end of a large pane of glass, so I stopped to watch the hilarity ensue
            Circa 1983, Chase Side, Enfield, North London. Stood at a bus stop on my way home from college.

            Two blokes, glazier's van, huge piece of glass.

            They lifted the glass off the side of the van. The old boy in front had gloves on. The lad behind did not. Sadly, as they walked off, the lad behind did a Diver. The glass had slid through his fingers. He was across the road and about 100 to 150 feet away but I saw the blood spraying out of his hand. He was screaming like a girl (so probably a Spurs fan).

            He dropped his end of the glass (well, as much as 'ceased to have anything to hold on with' counts as letting go) but it didn't break. The old boy was putting his end down when my bus came and I got on it and that was that.

            I didn't want to be told off for being late home for my dinner.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              I'd rather think of sex and chocolate......
              Wouldn't we all....
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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