From Bozza himself:
From the Mash, clearly...
THE official slogan for the 2012 Olympics will be 'London, City of ******* Sport and tulip', mayor Boris Johnson has confirmed.
Mr Johnson insisted the foul-mouthed slogan not only encapsulated London's status as one of the world's great cities but emphasised that it would 'host the **** out of the Olympics'.
The mayor said a number of slogans were considered including 'London Two Thousand and ******* Twelve', and 'It's the Olympics, Get Your Arse on the ******* Plane'.
Mr Johnson was joined at the launch by Beijing gold medallists Rebecca Adlington and cyclist Sir Chris Hoy who he described as 'fast as **** on a bike'.
He added: "**** me if the London Olympics are not going to be absolutely cocktastic. The city will be filled with ****ers from every corner of the globe."
Mr Johnson insisted the Olympic construction projects were proceeding according to schedule, adding: "Then again it's not like I'm some kind of ******* architect.
"I told them I'm not good on the ******* details, so they could tell me any old tulip and I'd be like, 'great, whatever, just get it ******* done'."
He added: "I have to say I did like the one about the plane, so we may use that in a couple of these stupid ******* brochures and bung it somewhere on the cocking website as well."
Mr Johnson insisted the foul-mouthed slogan not only encapsulated London's status as one of the world's great cities but emphasised that it would 'host the **** out of the Olympics'.
The mayor said a number of slogans were considered including 'London Two Thousand and ******* Twelve', and 'It's the Olympics, Get Your Arse on the ******* Plane'.
Mr Johnson was joined at the launch by Beijing gold medallists Rebecca Adlington and cyclist Sir Chris Hoy who he described as 'fast as **** on a bike'.
He added: "**** me if the London Olympics are not going to be absolutely cocktastic. The city will be filled with ****ers from every corner of the globe."
Mr Johnson insisted the Olympic construction projects were proceeding according to schedule, adding: "Then again it's not like I'm some kind of ******* architect.
"I told them I'm not good on the ******* details, so they could tell me any old tulip and I'd be like, 'great, whatever, just get it ******* done'."
He added: "I have to say I did like the one about the plane, so we may use that in a couple of these stupid ******* brochures and bung it somewhere on the cocking website as well."
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