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ratewhore replied

16 February 2009, 16:29
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Wasn't it so typical of the slimey Vaz to grass Bozza up?

I know who I'd rather have on my dinner list...
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Rookie replied

16 February 2009, 16:27
Of all the 'tastics' though, i must say that I'm partial to the soapytitwanktastic.
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bogeyman replied

16 February 2009, 16:26
Originally posted by ratewhore View Post

Thats what you want - a London Mayor with a bit of character..!

Indeed.

Wasn't it so typical of the slimey Vaz to grass Bozza up?
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Svalbaard replied

16 February 2009, 16:24
****tastic!!! The only thing to have brought a smile to my face all day.
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ratewhore replied

16 February 2009, 16:20
Thats what you want - a London Mayor with a bit of character..!
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Rookie replied

16 February 2009, 16:11
"absolutely cocktastic"?

Nice one Daily Mash. Priceless.
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ratewhore started a topic Latest Olympic news

16 February 2009, 15:52
Latest Olympic news

From Bozza himself:

THE official slogan for the 2012 Olympics will be 'London, City of ******* Sport and tulip', mayor Boris Johnson has confirmed.

Mr Johnson insisted the foul-mouthed slogan not only encapsulated London's status as one of the world's great cities but emphasised that it would 'host the **** out of the Olympics'.

The mayor said a number of slogans were considered including 'London Two Thousand and ******* Twelve', and 'It's the Olympics, Get Your Arse on the ******* Plane'.

Mr Johnson was joined at the launch by Beijing gold medallists Rebecca Adlington and cyclist Sir Chris Hoy who he described as 'fast as **** on a bike'.

He added: "**** me if the London Olympics are not going to be absolutely cocktastic. The city will be filled with ****ers from every corner of the globe."

Mr Johnson insisted the Olympic construction projects were proceeding according to schedule, adding: "Then again it's not like I'm some kind of ******* architect.

"I told them I'm not good on the ******* details, so they could tell me any old tulip and I'd be like, 'great, whatever, just get it ******* done'."

He added: "I have to say I did like the one about the plane, so we may use that in a couple of these stupid ******* brochures and bung it somewhere on the cocking website as well."

From the Mash, clearly...
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