Schoolboy father: Alfie Patten may take DNA test after two more teens claim paternity

[zara_backdog]

It's the poor child I feel sorry for.

Oh, wait they're all children

Seriously, not much of a start for the baby is it?

[BrilloPad]

It's the poor child I feel sorry for.

Oh, wait they're all children

Seriously, not much of a start for the baby is it?

At least the baby will get on with its parents (whoever they are). Not much of a generation gap.

[Pondlife]

At least the baby will get on with its parents (whoever they are). Not much of a generation gap.

If the father stayed on in school to do A' levels (ha ha ha) the school run could get very confusing.

[darmstadt]

Once again the UK becomes the laughing stock of Europe. Very sad.

[Drewster]

If the father stayed on in school to do A' levels (ha ha ha) the school run could get very confusing.

could read the instructions on a Condom packet.......

[Grinder]

Its that movie Idiocracy again - very funny in the movie, but I reckon its a highly likely scenario.

A narrator explains that natural selection is indifferent to intelligence, so that in a society in which intelligence is systematically debased, stupid people easily out-breed the intelligent, creating, over the course of five centuries, an irremediably dysfunctional society. Demographic superiority favours those least likely to advance society. Consequently, the children of the educated élites are drowned in a sea of sexually promiscuous, illiterate, alcoholic, proletarian peers.

[BlightyBoy]

Its that movie Idiocracy again - very funny in the movie, but I reckon its a highly likely scenario.

Here! Here!

The intelligent elite are having to spend too much time working their t*ts off to pay for all the layabouts on benefits who have nothing better to do than shag all day (those were the days), meaning Grinder's nightmarish image of a nation (if not world) of thicko chavs with oversized (and over-used) genitalia is not so far off.

Yee gods.

[BlightyBoy]

Once again the UK becomes the laughing stock of Europe. Very sad.

And this from someone in a gimp suit freely admitting his penchant for lingerie?!

Kettle? Pot?

[ratewhore]

Barbie-Jayne!!??

[SizeZero]

There is a great opportunity here. The other two boys have made a statement to confirm they also slept with the girl: Prosecute them. They made 'formal statements' (or confessions) and have therefore admitted they broke the law. It might make them and their friends think twice about 'getting it out' again in future. It might make their parents wary of jumping on media gravy trains too.