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    #11
    Can I claim for porn too?

    If I knock out a cheeky one at work every once in a while (purely for medicinal reasons/stress relief), can I claim a contribution for some hardcore porn?
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #12
      Makes me feel a little better.

      I'm claiming posting to this forum as a legitimate activity at ClientCo site.

      I suspect I am not alone....

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        #13
        Apparently Sperm Banks are offering €1500 a shot (no pun intended).

        If someone made that a profession, then I am sure that they could get away with tax relief (again, no pun intended) on hard-core pornography.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
          Apparently Sperm Banks are offering €1500 a shot (no pun intended).

          If someone made that a profession, then I am sure that they could get away with tax relief (again, no pun intended) on hard-core pornography.
          That fact that you know so much about w**king should come as no surprise to me.
          If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

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