Yucky kitty names? Where's the gagging smiley when you need one?
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I don't think you should name cats or, for that matter, dogs, until the innate character of the animal becomes established.
It's no good naming a kitten Fluffy if it grows up to be a grumpy, hissing, short-tempered beast with a propensity to shred your flesh - unless you're into irony.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI always wanted a cat called Gizmo
1 Get a cat.
2 Give it your chosen name.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Clearly the boy should be called Quotable
the girl cat should be Triple S
Reasons for the boy - two quote marks make him a quotable quotes, as a contractor, all your time is quotable and he will want all of your time
Reasons for the girl, Apart from the Archaeopteryx , the tortoise has the most aerodynamic shape in the animal kingdom, so a tortoise/cat should go like sh 1 t off a shiney shovel
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt’s not difficult and I think your wishes can be satisfied in two easy steps.
1 Get a cat.
2 Give it your chosen name.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostClearly the boy should be called Quotable
the girl cat should be Triple S
Reasons for the boy - two quote marks make him a quotable quotes, as a contractor, all your time is quotable and he will want all of your time
Reasons for the girl, Apart from the Archaeopteryx , the tortoise has the most aerodynamic shape in the animal kingdom, so a tortoise/cat should go like sh 1 t off a shiney shovel
The first name I suggested was Quotes - but Mr P was not keen.
Triple S - I think we'll pass on that one
I do remember we used to sell Triple A pale ale in the pub though - I believe it was very strong.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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You will have to remember both you and Mr P may have to stand at the door calling their names from time to time
Don't embarrass yourselves with Mr Snuffykins or anything of that ilk?'elf and safety guruComment
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Mrs BP wants both her cats put down!
She found a mouses's head on the driveway : took a photo to show kids in case decideed to eat it.
Upon going inside she found cat had eaten the rest and then thrown up bits of fur, claws, stomach etc. She used to be a carer and is used to sicly scenes : but this one turned her stomach.
I was so upset I was not at home to clear up the mess.Comment
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How about "Spermbank" and "Repository"?
Or Jezebel and Ahab.
Or Greebo and You.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How about Bagpuss and Lucy?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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