Kitty names

[expat]

Yucky kitty names? Where's the gagging smiley when you need one?

[bogeyman]

I don't think you should name cats or, for that matter, dogs, until the innate character of the animal becomes established.

It's no good naming a kitten Fluffy if it grows up to be a grumpy, hissing, short-tempered beast with a propensity to shred your flesh - unless you're into irony.

[Mich the Tester]

I always wanted a cat called Gizmo

It’s not difficult and I think your wishes can be satisfied in two easy steps.

1 Get a cat.
2 Give it your chosen name.

[EternalOptimist]

Clearly the boy should be called Quotable
the girl cat should be Triple S


Reasons for the boy - two quote marks make him a quotable quotes, as a contractor, all your time is quotable and he will want all of your time

Reasons for the girl, Apart from the Archaeopteryx , the tortoise has the most aerodynamic shape in the animal kingdom, so a tortoise/cat should go like sh 1 t off a shiney shovel

[DiscoStu]

It’s not difficult and I think your wishes can be satisfied in two easy steps.

1 Get a cat.
2 Give it your chosen name.

There are a couple of small issues. I live in a second floor apartment. I plan on emigrating to Oz before the end of the year. Think I'll wait a while

[Pogle]

Clearly the boy should be called Quotable
the girl cat should be Triple S


Reasons for the boy - two quote marks make him a quotable quotes, as a contractor, all your time is quotable and he will want all of your time

Reasons for the girl, Apart from the Archaeopteryx , the tortoise has the most aerodynamic shape in the animal kingdom, so a tortoise/cat should go like sh 1 t off a shiney shovel

Hmm disturbing as it may be, you and I think the same - well from the point of view of naming the little white moggie anyway.
The first name I suggested was Quotes - but Mr P was not keen.
Triple S - I think we'll pass on that one

I do remember we used to sell Triple A pale ale in the pub though - I believe it was very strong.

[thelace]

You will have to remember both you and Mr P may have to stand at the door calling their names from time to time

Don't embarrass yourselves with Mr Snuffykins or anything of that ilk?

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP wants both her cats put down!

She found a mouses's head on the driveway : took a photo to show kids in case decideed to eat it.

Upon going inside she found cat had eaten the rest and then thrown up bits of fur, claws, stomach etc. She used to be a carer and is used to sicly scenes : but this one turned her stomach.

I was so upset I was not at home to clear up the mess.

[NotAllThere]

How about "Spermbank" and "Repository"?

Or Jezebel and Ahab.

Or Greebo and You.

[Ruprect]

How about Bagpuss and Lucy?