Milk

[cailin maith]

Worse thing about Milk is the smell....

Dairy is sooooo wrong!!

[expat]

Worse thing about Milk is the smell....

Dairy is sooooo wrong!!

Except cheese. Cheese is good.

[cailin maith]

Except cheese. Cheese is good.

Cheese is good, not quite as stinky as milk or worse.... ice-cream

[expat]

German ladies like them for cushioning their knees in the cowgirl position. In the German bedroom, nothing is quite as it seems.

Indeed. This call it simply a sleeping-room but they are being coy.

Some ladies like them between their legs while they are asleep, I am told.

[dinker]

Blue is full fat, I think.

I drink red which is 0.1% fat

Red top is homogenised milk.

[cailin maith]

Red top is homogenised milk.

Is that different to pasturised?

Hmmmnnn I better go and google...

[Pondlife]

Isn't milk now standardised? IIRC the fat/cream content would way higher in summer when the cows were eating decent grass etc.


....and the german 80 x 80 pillows are just weird IMHO

[Toad]

Morrisons Whole Fresh Milk

Typical values per 100ml

Energy 269kj/64kcal
protein 3.3g
carbohydrates 4.7g
Fat 3.6g



HTH

[Clippy]

I'm trying to explain to these German colleagues that german milk is disgusting and tastes nothing like british milk

they believe it to be the fat content and asked what fat content milk do i drink.. how the #### do I know, its just regular milk!!

so, if anyone has any regular tesco pasteurised milk (blue labelled one) to hand, can they please tell me the fat content. Thanks

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that hardly any other country in the world has milk that tastes like british milk?

Didn't know you could speak German chef.

[cailin maith]

Didn't know you could speak German chef.

I think that might be part of the problem... I bet they know exactly what he is on about, but it's funnier to watch him flounder!!