I won't get out of bed for anything less than......

[Cyberman]

If you're rolling in loot, then you can be smug and say £400ish.
If, like now, it's a recession and you're struggling for a gig, then you'd get out of bed for anything.

Most of the time I'd get out of bed for the promise of a crispy bacon sarnie.

I said 800 cos nothing can get me out of bed early in this weather !!

[BrowneIssue]

Bacon egg sausage mushrooms tomatoes and toast

Can I swap the tomatoes for fried bread, please?

And a mug of tea, too, please.

Oh, and the same again for the Missus.

[Durbs]

Bacon egg sausage mushrooms tomatoes and toast

No deal without Black Puddin' !!!

[Board Game Geek]

If it's a choice between £65 or none at all, then £65 ofc ! Doh !