I won't get out of bed for anything less than......

[EternalOptimist]

That was me this morning

Second reason is to kick off the download of Heroes.

I've had my breakfast + 2 coffees and now I'm at a loss for something to do.

Top tip.
If you are having a dream that you are bursting for a wee, and you recognise that you are dreaming, wake up quick

[Gonzo]

Top tip.
If you are having a dream that you are bursting for a wee, and you recognise that you are dreaming, wake up quick

Don't laugh. That happened to me once.


It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I was in this cracking bird's bed at the time.

Luckily I woke up before very much had leaked out and she didn't say anything, but that was an awkward situation for a bit.

[realityhack]

I won't get out of bed for anything less than......

...the excellent coffee and breakfast my beautiful wife woke me up with this morning.

I think what you mean is: "I won't endure a commute-in-a-suit for anything less than..." The answer to which is £360 pd (I'm cheap as chips, baby) or anything, if times are hard.

[chris79]

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[Churchill]

Where's the "I don't get out of bed, for I am Threaded!" option?

[d000hg]

£250+ if I can work 100% from home
£325+ if I can do a nice commute from home
£375+ (not including expenses) if I have to work away

It's not about the money. It's about working in my dressing gown and not having to get in the car.

[realityhack]

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Nope - I've missed that one. (TPD Palis of note)

[expat]

£250+ if I can work 100% from home
£325+ if I can do a nice commute from home
£375+ (not including expenses) if I have to work away

It's not about the money. It's about working in my dressing gown and not having to get in the car.

That seems like a good set of numbers. Not what I'd jump up and down about, but what I'd get out of bed for.

Basic cost of living incl mortgage, bills, housekeeping, Uni student, comes to about 3k per month. Anything that won't even support that means I'd rather stay in bed and think of another plan.

[Andy2]

Where's the "I don't get out of bed, for I am Threaded!" option?

Because he is too fat innit

[PerlOfWisdom]

I won't get out of bed for anything less than......

Bacon egg sausage mushrooms tomatoes and toast