Kittens

[Lockhouse]

We had 6 cats at one stage, now down to 2. You can have too many in one house as they do need their own territory.

[Ruprect]

We had 6 cats at one stage, now down to 2. You can have too many in one house as they do need their own territory.

Roughly translated - "or they p!ss everywhere"

[Ruprect]

I don't know what people see in cats.

Worms, Cat HIV, and pure, unadulterated contempt.

[Mich the Tester]

Worms, Cat HIV, and pure, unadulterated contempt.

It’s the last bit that’s most amusing. Particularly when a 17 year old moggy with kidney failure, wonky hind legs, dodgy eyesight and a floppy ear shows his pure, unadulterated contempt for a large ill-disciplined dog.

The cat won.

[norrahe]

Worms, Cat HIV, and pure, unadulterated contempt.

you love em really.

[Ruprect]

you love em really.

We have one. It is evil.

I have suggested that it may enjoy a swim in a bag with a brick, but this suggestion was not welcomed.

[norrahe]

We have one. It is evil.

I have suggested that it may enjoy a swim in a bag with a brick, but this suggestion was not welcomed.

Be careful you may wake up and find the cat has bagged you and is taking you to the local river.

You could be "swimming with the shopping trolleys"

[EternalOptimist]

Kitty Cats

They do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They’re totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They’re moody.
They leave hair everywhere.



They’re tiny women in little fur coats.

[gingerjedi]

Every time my agent calls I nearly have kittens.

[Pogle]

Pogle? POOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEE?



OMFG

No Piggies will be harmed - They are both twice the size of 8-week old kittens anyway and could give them a nasty nibble if they wanted (or if they thought the kittens were a type of carrot, or hay or a lump of wood...)