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    #41
    We had 6 cats at one stage, now down to 2. You can have too many in one house as they do need their own territory.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #42
      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
      We had 6 cats at one stage, now down to 2. You can have too many in one house as they do need their own territory.
      Roughly translated - "or they p!ss everywhere"
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #43
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        I don't know what people see in cats.
        Worms, Cat HIV, and pure, unadulterated contempt.
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #44
          Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
          Worms, Cat HIV, and pure, unadulterated contempt.
          It’s the last bit that’s most amusing. Particularly when a 17 year old moggy with kidney failure, wonky hind legs, dodgy eyesight and a floppy ear shows his pure, unadulterated contempt for a large ill-disciplined dog.

          The cat won.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #45
            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            Worms, Cat HIV, and pure, unadulterated contempt.
            you love em really.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #46
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              you love em really.
              We have one. It is evil.

              I have suggested that it may enjoy a swim in a bag with a brick, but this suggestion was not welcomed.
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #47
                Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                We have one. It is evil.

                I have suggested that it may enjoy a swim in a bag with a brick, but this suggestion was not welcomed.
                Be careful you may wake up and find the cat has bagged you and is taking you to the local river.

                You could be "swimming with the shopping trolleys"
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #48
                  Kitty Cats

                  They do what they want.
                  They rarely listen to you.
                  They’re totally unpredictable.
                  When you want to play, they want to be alone.
                  When you want to be alone, they want to play.
                  They expect you to cater to their every whim.
                  They’re moody.
                  They leave hair everywhere.



                  They’re tiny women in little fur coats.


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #49
                    Every time my agent calls I nearly have kittens.
                    Last edited by gingerjedi; 2 February 2009, 14:37.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Pogle? POOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEE?



                      OMFG
                      No Piggies will be harmed - They are both twice the size of 8-week old kittens anyway and could give them a nasty nibble if they wanted (or if they thought the kittens were a type of carrot, or hay or a lump of wood...)

                      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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