Working from home on a Friday

[Xena]

And what is wrong with 'x' names, pray tell?

Too right. Us x names should stick together. And anyway, I quite like "Diagnosis, Murder" as well, what with that dishy Barry van Dyke. Mind you, I wouldn't want to be a patient in that hospital. Too much chance of getting murdered. There are some things in life you just don't do (like invite Angela Lansbury to dinner).

[xoggoth]

You other x names are not worthy of such an august beginning

As for you z people, no, I never knew what a Zamzummim was specifically, but now, thanks to the internet:

A race of giants east of the Jordan, defeated by Chedorlaomer, Genesis 14:5, and exterminated by the Ammonites, who possessed their territory until themselves subdued by Moses, Deuteronomy 2:20-21. See AMMONITES, and ZUZIM.

In general I know just what you are. Giants, indeed. What has been lost in translation and time from the bible is one word -

LIZARDS

[zeitghost]

Not forgetting

ALIEN

of course...