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    #11
    Isn't Jimmy Carr's new tour called "Joke Technician"?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Jimmy Carr had to sue Jim Davidson for stealings his jokes. Mind you, if you have jokes that Jim Davidson can steal it might be time to think of some new material. To be fair to Jimmy the jokes were tongue in cheek sexism which Mr Davidson was able to re-appropriate at face value. One thing you can say about Jim Davidson is he's not a man troubled by dupplicity of meaning
      Last edited by Bagpuss; 26 January 2009, 12:03.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Hang on!

        One minute it's Alan Carr now were talking about Jimmy Carr

        Perhaps they are related.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #14
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          Hang on!

          One minute it's Alan Carr now were talking about Jimmy Carr

          Perhaps they are related.
          They are both as funny as a rusty spoon in the eye.
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            #15
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            They are both as funny as a rusty spoon in the eye.
            I think Jimmy wants a word with you...

            http://files.list.co.uk/images/2007/...jimmy.carr.jpg

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #16
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              That explains it.

              I think I'm one of the few people in the world who didn't find Douglas Adams remotely funny. Just a nerd and a bore.

              [dons flame-retardant kecks]
              Oh No. Not again!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Oh No. Not again!
                What can you possibly mean by that?

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                  What can you possibly mean by that?
                  Bowl of Petunias

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    Bowl of Petunias
                    Ah! and a sperm whale - I remember.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                      Ah! and a sperm whale - I remember.

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