I gave the Gettysburg Address. Each year the US government invites me to a private party to thank me. Which is nice.
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Aha, I see the problem now. You are failing the Novikov self-consistency check, this is discussed at length in the manual, which I guess you haven't bothered to read. By being inconsistent you are preventing delivery. Once you make your mind up one way or the other, you will find it was delivered 20 years ago or maybe earlier.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI want my money back up front, it clearly doesnt work!
I am smart enough to have sent it back to me early enough to be able to use it and with a full set of instructions on how to build one.
I should have received this over 20 years ago, clearly it doesnt work.
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Never mind, I wont buy one in the first place, that will explain why I havent received it yet.
BUGGERInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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thats where our TAX goes then............Originally posted by datestampI was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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no that should read "I was also going to suggest that another arse hole had been found at the Treasury." Answers to the name Gordon apparently!Originally posted by datestampI was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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