New black hole discovered

[The Lone Gunman]

I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.

no that should read "I was also going to suggest that another arse hole had been found at the Treasury." Answers to the name Gordon apparently!

[n5gooner]

I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.

thats where our TAX goes then............

[datestamp]

I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.

[threaded]

I want my money back up front, it clearly doesnt work!
I am smart enough to have sent it back to me early enough to be able to use it and with a full set of instructions on how to build one.
I should have received this over 20 years ago, clearly it doesnt work.

edit.
Never mind, I wont buy one in the first place, that will explain why I havent received it yet.

BUGGER

Aha, I see the problem now. You are failing the Novikov self-consistency check, this is discussed at length in the manual, which I guess you haven't bothered to read. By being inconsistent you are preventing delivery. Once you make your mind up one way or the other, you will find it was delivered 20 years ago or maybe earlier.

[voron]

I gave the Gettysburg Address. Each year the US government invites me to a private party to thank me. Which is nice.

[The Lone Gunman]

None so far, but quite a few.

Eh? You were one of the first customers. Don't tell me you won't have gone back and given it to yourself?

Tch, everyone knows to do that, it is how the time machine was invented: the inventor sends himself one, reverse engineers it and works out how to build one.

I want my money back up front, it clearly doesnt work!
I am smart enough to have sent it back to me early enough to be able to use it and with a full set of instructions on how to build one.
I should have received this over 20 years ago, clearly it doesnt work.

edit.
Never mind, I wont buy one in the first place, that will explain why I havent received it yet.

BUGGER

[threaded]

Just how many of those time machines have you sold threaded?

Why havent I got one?

None so far, but quite a few.

Eh? You were one of the first customers. Don't tell me you won't have gone back and given it to yourself?

Tch, everyone knows to do that, it is how the time machine was invented: the inventor sends himself one, reverse engineers it and works out how to build one.

[The Lone Gunman]

Yesterday I was wearing my ceremonial plate mail armour, given to me personally by Henry V for winning the Battle of Agincourt and ending the Hundred's Year War.

Just how many of those time machines have you sold threaded?

Why havent I got one?

[voron]

Yesterday I was wearing my ceremonial plate mail armour, given to me personally by Henry V for winning the Battle of Agincourt and ending the Hundred's Year War.

[n5gooner]

oats is oats....

[Lucifer Box]

A nod is a good as a wink to a blind horse, after all.

[threaded]

Lucifer Box: There are subtle differences in the design only those in the know would recognise.

[Lucifer Box]

I was wearing an identical "Team GB" polo shirt yesterday. I was given it by Adidas for helping out on a project at Loughborough Uni. I thought they were only given to select people. I shall never be able to wear it again, sniff.

Sorry to disappoint you, Threaded, but they are available for £8.99 on the Team GB webtulipe. Then again, maybe that was the value of your contribution to the project?

[threaded]

I was wearing an identical "Team GB" polo shirt yesterday. I was given it by Adidas for helping out on a project at Loughborough Uni. I thought they were only given to select people. I shall never be able to wear it again, sniff.

[Jabberwocky]