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Originally posted by datestampI was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.
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I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI want my money back up front, it clearly doesnt work!
I am smart enough to have sent it back to me early enough to be able to use it and with a full set of instructions on how to build one.
I should have received this over 20 years ago, clearly it doesnt work.
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Never mind, I wont buy one in the first place, that will explain why I havent received it yet.
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I gave the Gettysburg Address. Each year the US government invites me to a private party to thank me. Which is nice.
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Originally posted by threadedNone so far, but quite a few.
Eh? You were one of the first customers. Don't tell me you won't have gone back and given it to yourself?
Tch, everyone knows to do that, it is how the time machine was invented: the inventor sends himself one, reverse engineers it and works out how to build one.
I am smart enough to have sent it back to me early enough to be able to use it and with a full set of instructions on how to build one.
I should have received this over 20 years ago, clearly it doesnt work.
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Never mind, I wont buy one in the first place, that will explain why I havent received it yet.
BUGGERLast edited by The Lone Gunman; 29 September 2005, 11:47.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanJust how many of those time machines have you sold threaded?
Why havent I got one?
Eh? You were one of the first customers. Don't tell me you won't have gone back and given it to yourself?
Tch, everyone knows to do that, it is how the time machine was invented: the inventor sends himself one, reverse engineers it and works out how to build one.
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Originally posted by voronYesterday I was wearing my ceremonial plate mail armour, given to me personally by Henry V for winning the Battle of Agincourt and ending the Hundred's Year War.
Why havent I got one?
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Yesterday I was wearing my ceremonial plate mail armour, given to me personally by Henry V for winning the Battle of Agincourt and ending the Hundred's Year War.
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Lucifer Box: There are subtle differences in the design only those in the know would recognise.
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Originally posted by threadedI was wearing an identical "Team GB" polo shirt yesterday. I was given it by Adidas for helping out on a project at Loughborough Uni. I thought they were only given to select people. I shall never be able to wear it again, sniff.
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I was wearing an identical "Team GB" polo shirt yesterday. I was given it by Adidas for helping out on a project at Loughborough Uni. I thought they were only given to select people. I shall never be able to wear it again, sniff.
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