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New black hole discovered

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    #11
    I gave the Gettysburg Address. Each year the US government invites me to a private party to thank me. Which is nice.

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      #12
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
      I want my money back up front, it clearly doesnt work!
      I am smart enough to have sent it back to me early enough to be able to use it and with a full set of instructions on how to build one.
      I should have received this over 20 years ago, clearly it doesnt work.

      edit.
      Never mind, I wont buy one in the first place, that will explain why I havent received it yet.

      BUGGER
      Aha, I see the problem now. You are failing the Novikov self-consistency check, this is discussed at length in the manual, which I guess you haven't bothered to read. By being inconsistent you are preventing delivery. Once you make your mind up one way or the other, you will find it was delivered 20 years ago or maybe earlier.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #13
        I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.

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          #14
          Originally posted by datestamp
          I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.
          thats where our TAX goes then............
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #15
            Originally posted by datestamp
            I was also going to suggest that another black hole had been found at the Treasury.
            no that should read "I was also going to suggest that another arse hole had been found at the Treasury." Answers to the name Gordon apparently!
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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