Argh. I hate my ex!

[MaryPoppins]

No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

[Mich the Tester]

No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

You're bearing Gordon's love child? Quick, call the Daily Wail!

[MaryPoppins]

You're bearing Gordon's love child? Quick, call the Daily Wail!

Huh. I wish. Well Ok, maybe not.

[ratewhore]

No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

Think how he feels...

[MaryPoppins]

Think how he feels...

That's his constant cry..

[ratewhore]

Look on the bright side - as you have a pair of tits you have the full power of the legal system on your side...

[Mich the Tester]

Look on the bright side - as you have a pair of tits you have the full power of the legal system on your side...

Yeah but solicitors will milk her for all she's worth. Still, at least she got it off her chest.

[chef]

my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.

[Drewster]

my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.

Hey MP - Send us a postcard

[DimPrawn]

No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

That's no way to talk about Bert. 'es a luverly fella.