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Argh. I hate my ex!

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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    That's his constant cry..
    Mary - give him something to cry about and kick him in the balls... but then... sounds like he hasn't got any. Any man who can walk away from a child deserves to be smacked.

    Originally posted by chef View Post
    my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

    I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

    she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.
    Chef

    You are so well out of that relationship!!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #12
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

      I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

      she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.
      I'm just picturing Lenny Henry saying this, and sad as the tale may be I've splattered tea on the screen. Are you by any chance a large black guy with a Birmingham accent?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

        I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

        she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.
        At least you're still talking...
        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Are you by any chance a large black guy with a Birmingham accent?
          no, are you by any chance a tester called... oh i see
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            no, are you by any chance a tester called... oh i see
            Never mind, but just try and picture Lenny Henry telling that story.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              no, are you by any chance a tester called... oh i see
              You aren't ready for laughing about it yet, are you sweetheart?
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                At least you're still talking...
                shift delete.. i have no intention of talking with her at any point in my future

                i can assume she believes we're still talking though, in fact she probably thinks it's just me sulking for a few months, the girl is nuts
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  You aren't ready for laughing about it yet, are you sweetheart?
                  ahh no i'm fine, all over and done with, I have a 2nd date lined up tomorrow
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

                    He must of had a big togger


                    Chef: Your ex sounds like somone I know
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.
                      Go on, get it off your chest! Some men can be such shallow, self-centred loathesome creatures only interested in one thing. I'm sorry you had to meet the creep. Makes me ashamed to be a man.

                      By the way, if you fancy a sympathy f***, just give me a call. Just as long as its not Sunday cos I'm going to a football match then getting p!$$ed with some mates.

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