Argh. I hate my ex!

[cailin maith]

That's his constant cry..

Mary - give him something to cry about and kick him in the balls... but then... sounds like he hasn't got any. Any man who can walk away from a child deserves to be smacked.

my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.

Chef

You are so well out of that relationship!!!

[Mich the Tester]

my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.

I'm just picturing Lenny Henry saying this, and sad as the tale may be I've splattered tea on the screen. Are you by any chance a large black guy with a Birmingham accent?

[ratewhore]

my ex is an obsessive nutter who put a brick through my car windscreen "to get my attention" followed by throwing herself in a river (she cant swim) with a final encore of trying to top herself with everything from bleach to vitamin tablets..

I estimate I she cost me around 35k over 2 years, yes i know, i am an idiot..

she emailed me yesterday asking if I could deliver her snowboard goggles to her as she is going on holiday.. shift delete, mail rule setup.

At least you're still talking...

[chef]

Are you by any chance a large black guy with a Birmingham accent?

no, are you by any chance a tester called... oh i see

[Mich the Tester]

no, are you by any chance a tester called... oh i see

Never mind, but just try and picture Lenny Henry telling that story.

[cailin maith]

no, are you by any chance a tester called... oh i see

You aren't ready for laughing about it yet, are you sweetheart?

[chef]

At least you're still talking...

shift delete.. i have no intention of talking with her at any point in my future

i can assume she believes we're still talking though, in fact she probably thinks it's just me sulking for a few months, the girl is nuts

[chef]

You aren't ready for laughing about it yet, are you sweetheart?

ahh no i'm fine, all over and done with, I have a 2nd date lined up tomorrow

[Bagpuss]

No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

He must of had a big togger


Chef: Your ex sounds like somone I know

[lightng]

No real reason for the post, so apologies, but I need to vent and already this is helping. He is the most self obsessed, spineless cretin I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Let alone manage to get myself pregnant by, dumped, ripped off and lied to.

Go on, get it off your chest! Some men can be such shallow, self-centred loathesome creatures only interested in one thing. I'm sorry you had to meet the creep. Makes me ashamed to be a man.

By the way, if you fancy a sympathy f***, just give me a call. Just as long as its not Sunday cos I'm going to a football match then getting p!$$ed with some mates.