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    Winter illness

    Anyone else had what I can only describe as Cholera this winter? O.k. it probably wasn’t Cholera but comparing the symptoms it might as well have been.

    And I lost 3 days invoicing.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

    #2
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    comparing the symptoms
    What, "a watery fluid containing whitish flocculi, discharged from the bowel"?

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      #3
      You just described a cup-a-soup!
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        Gingervitis? The only cure for that is i'm afraid...
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          maybe you had killer Australian flu..

          you were lucky to survive mate
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Anyone else had what I can only describe as Cholera this winter? O.k. it probably wasn’t Cholera but comparing the symptoms it might as well have been.

            And I lost 3 days invoicing.

            Mine was more like Ebola

            But since they've got me a little (broomcupboard) office here I dragged myself in and put a quarrantine sign on the door. I wasn't losing any billing time!

            I also breathed on loads of permies that took a week off
            'elf and safety guru

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              #7
              Originally posted by Flubster View Post
              Gingervitis? The only cure for that is i'm afraid...
              This country clearly isn’t ready for a ginger prime minister.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                Anyone else had what I can only describe as Cholera this winter? O.k. it probably wasn’t Cholera but comparing the symptoms it might as well have been.

                And I lost 3 days invoicing.
                I had two bad days but I thought it was a dodgy curry

                serious stomache pains, high pressure rectal fluid ejection. not nice



                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Anyone else had what I can only describe as Cholera this winter? O.k. it probably wasn’t Cholera but comparing the symptoms it might as well have been.

                  And I lost 3 days invoicing.
                  What - Man flu ?
                  Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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