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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I do have some standards, so its a no NO NO.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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I know the likes of you wouldn't. After years of campaigning to take the golly *** off the jam jar labels you'd look a bit daft using such un-PC term.
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Who are you? HHaH or his bum-boy?Originally posted by kesI know the likes of you wouldn't. After years of campaigning to take the golly *** off the jam jar labels you'd look a bit daft using such un-PC term.
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCWho are you? HHaH or his bum-boy?
More homosexual fixation from the 'Window licker' JC.
CUK unwritten rules:
1) Gay bashing is fine
2) Question forced integration in the UK and you're banned.
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Poor boy, someone killed your budgie?Originally posted by kesMore homosexual fixation from the 'Window licker' JC.
CUK unwritten rules:
1) Gay bashing is fine
2) Question forced integration in the UK and you're banned.
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What's a window licker?Originally posted by kesGo play with the traffic 'Window licker'
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this is a window licker...
"Windowlicker" comprises three tracks, each in a different musical style.Last edited by n5gooner; 28 September 2005, 13:16.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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