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    Rug Muncher

    Ruth Kelly asked an expert panel to draw up nutritional standards
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    Is it just me or would the panel agree that Ruth appears to be showing more than a passing interest in the other person in this picture?
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time
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    Go on eat the sh1t you little bastard. All of it.

    I think she is saying
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #3
      Must have photograph taken with member of ethnic minority...
      Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
      You know you'll need us!

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        #4
        no look closer, she has got that soppy doe eyed "I love you" look.
        The kid knows it.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          no look closer, she has got that soppy doe eyed "I love you" look.
          The kid knows it.
          She's a bloody good actress!

          Future First Female Labour PM...
          Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
          You know you'll need us!

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
            Must have photograph taken with member of ethnic minority...

            HHH would have been banned for that.

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              #7
              Originally posted by kes
              HHH would have been banned for that.
              Yes but 3H wouldnt have said "ethnic minority"
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #8
                There is something which is just wrong with Ruth Kelly. She sounds like a bloke and almost looks like one, but isn't.

                Also, she/he has definately won the staring competition.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                  There is something which is just wrong with Ruth Kelly. She sounds like a bloke and almost looks like one, but isn't.

                  Also, she/he has definately won the staring competition.
                  Dont forget she has the sexual preferences of a bloke too. allegedly!
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                    Yes but 3H wouldnt have said "ethnic minority"
                    Yeah that's true, he'd have said the word that we all say when we are with our mates or sat watching football on the TV. So HHH's crime is........ being honest.

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