• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Please Advise - im new to contracting!

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #61
    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    As a matter of interest, where did you learn written English?
    As a matter of interest, you f***king bored? seriously?!?!?

    Your obviously not married, otherwise, you would be making love right now, and not looking for spelling mistakes on forums.

    Take THIS apostrophe, shove it up your ass!

    Comment


      #62
      Originally posted by newtothis View Post
      As a matter of interest, you f***king bored? seriously?!?!?

      Your obviously not married, otherwise, you would be making love right now, and not looking for spelling mistakes on forums.

      Take THIS apostrophe, shove it up your ass!
      Touchy - not my fault you're semi-literate.

      Comment


        #63
        You think it will take 18 months to form a Ltd? Anything you learn now will quite likely have changed in a couple of years, even if you don't forget it in the meantime.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

        Comment


          #64
          Originally posted by newtothis View Post
          As a matter of interest, you f***king bored? seriously?!?!?

          Your obviously not married, otherwise, you would be making love right now, and not looking for spelling mistakes on forums.

          Take THIS apostrophe, shove it up your ass!
          I'm gutted. I fell for it. It's a ...

          TROLL
          and clearly just a child.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

          Comment


            #65
            Originally posted by newtothis View Post
            As a matter of interest, you f***king bored? seriously?!?!?

            Your obviously not married, otherwise, you would be making love right now, and not looking for spelling mistakes on forums.

            Take THIS apostrophe, shove it up your ass!
            You found the shift then!
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

            Comment


              #66
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I'm gutted. I fell for it. It's a ...

              TROLL
              and clearly just a child.
              I thought that was pretty obvious from its first post...
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

              Comment


                #67
                Sorry there NewToThis I'm currently in NZ and currently on a 3-day Reporting Services course that clientco is paying for, so best you have a hunt around here for threads about good agents.

                Don't take this forum too seriously, these guys are just a bit grumpy coz right now most of them have got more chance of getting a building job in Spain than a decent contract in the UK. And at least Spain has sunshine...

                If you don't want to hang around the UK waiting for things to pick up you could always do your OE to NZ or Aussie. We don't even know how to spell 'recesion' (see?). Actually apparently NZ is in one now, but not that you'd notice, apart from thing like petrol and mortgages getting cheaper.

                Anyhoo, if you REALLY want to enjoy the contracting life, maximise potential contracts, minimize tax, combine working with seeing the world, and generally be able to escape the UK on a regular basis, then hang out in Aus or NZ long enough to get a passport. Then you can experience such pleasures as 7 Summers in a row (my personal best).

                OK gotta dash off to course.

                Pop quiz: would bit be taking the piss to invoice clientco for the days I am on the course AS WELL AS them paying for it?

                Comment


                  #68
                  Originally posted by Stan.goodvibes View Post
                  Pop quiz: would bit be taking the piss to invoice clientco for the days I am on the course AS WELL AS them paying for it?
                  Not at all if it's them that required you to attend said course in the first place.

                  At my last big gig they required all permies and contractors to attend a series of half day SHE courses amounting to two full days and all the contractors I knew billed them without question.

                  Oh and it's blindingly obvious that the OP isn't just a troll, but an illiterate troll at that.
                  Last edited by TykeMerc; 21 January 2009, 20:05.

                  Comment


                    #69
                    Originally posted by Stan.goodvibes View Post
                    Sorry there NewToThis I'm currently in NZ and currently on a 3-day Reporting Services course that clientco is paying for, so best you have a hunt around here for threads about good agents.

                    Don't take this forum too seriously, these guys are just a bit grumpy coz right now most of them have got more chance of getting a building job in Spain than a decent contract in the UK. And at least Spain has sunshine...

                    If you don't want to hang around the UK waiting for things to pick up you could always do your OE to NZ or Aussie. We don't even know how to spell 'recesion' (see?). Actually apparently NZ is in one now, but not that you'd notice, apart from thing like petrol and mortgages getting cheaper.

                    Anyhoo, if you REALLY want to enjoy the contracting life, maximise potential contracts, minimize tax, combine working with seeing the world, and generally be able to escape the UK on a regular basis, then hang out in Aus or NZ long enough to get a passport. Then you can experience such pleasures as 7 Summers in a row (my personal best).

                    OK gotta dash off to course.

                    Pop quiz: would bit be taking the piss to invoice clientco for the days I am on the course AS WELL AS them paying for it?
                    Stan

                    thankyou for taking me seriously. currently, my financial situation does not allow me to venture to australia or nz, but ill ber that in mind.

                    let me knowhow you get on with your course. thanks again

                    Comment


                      #70
                      Originally posted by newtothis View Post
                      Well, so far, you guys arent exactly helping, but thanks anyway. im looking for assistance, not to be ridiculed!

                      Welcome to the forum - you can expect ridicule with every question you pose - just ignore it - I quickly learnt to!
                      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X