Uk Doom - How do we prepare for what happens next?

[DaveB]

Yes. Anyway, if it does get so bad that you need your stockpile it’ll probably be nicked by a bunch of marauding chavs, unless you are very large and vicious, in which case you may as well nick it from someone else.

Another reason to go get that shotgun license.

[Mich the Tester]

Back to my original, should I buy guns or grow veg

If you’re going to grow veg on any realistic scale you’ll need a gun to shoot the rabbits and birds that nick the seeds and eat the crop, thereby providing two side benefits;
- you can enjoyably eat the rabbits and birds
- you can shoot chavs

[ace00]

4000 new jobs at Waitrose.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7833065.stm

I'm not sure what Waitrose does, I'm a Lidl man myself.

They're going for expansion, now?
Time to sell Waitrose shares I think.

[FSM with Cheddar]

If you’re going to grow veg on any realistic scale you’ll need a gun to shoot the rabbits and birds

Or if your Jeremy Clarkson patio chairs.

[Doggy Styles]

I'm going to form a mob, with burning torches and pitchforks and everything.

[FSM with Cheddar]

I'm going to form a mob, with burning torches and pitchforks and everything.

Can I be a member of your angry mob please? I do enjoy a bit of pillaging.

[DaveB]

Electric fencing is cheap and easy to set up. Sure, you're *supposed* to run it off of a 12 volt battery or transformer....

[Mich the Tester]

If there are pheasants in your local woodland, you might entice them into your garden by taking a walk in the evenings and leaving a trail of chicken feed to your princely estate. It doesn’t work in one go, but after a while you’ll wake up in the morning to see a nice plump pheasant pecking around on the lawn. It isn’t technically poaching, seeing as the animal strayed onto your land.

If you live in the country, wood pigeons can be quite tasty, especially if you have the equipment for smoking pigeon breast.

[Doggy Styles]

Can I be a member of your angry mob please? I do enjoy a bit of pillaging.

The more the merrier. Can you tie a noose? Chequers is not far from me.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Can you tie a noose?

We used to make finger nooses at school; we were told nooses were illegal, so we did it as a symbolic defiance.

There are some good trees in cheddar for people to swing from.