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UK Doom, what happens next.

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    UK Doom, what happens next.

    More job losses.
    UK banks need another (bigger) bailout.
    All toxic debt absorbed by the taxpayer.
    £ crashes.
    UK stock market truly crashes.
    Strikes and civil unrest.
    Government curfews.
    Anarchy.
    UN food parcels.
    IMF bailout.
    Band Aid record a song to raise funds for starving Britons.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    More job losses.
    UK banks need another (bigger) bailout.
    All toxic debt absorbed by the taxpayer.
    £ crashes.
    UK stock market truly crashes.
    Strikes and civil unrest.
    Government curfews.
    Anarchy.
    UN food parcels.
    IMF bailout.
    Band Aid record a song to raise funds for starving Britons.
    I think there might be a military coup somewhere along the line. The government are slipping rude spin on the military and Royal Family on an almost daily basis now, so they're obviously gearing up for the possibility.

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      #3
      God - Can you imagine who would be in Band Aid these days? What a truly terrible thought...
      Older and ...well, just older!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
        God - Can you imagine who would be in Band Aid these days? What a truly terrible thought...
        "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
        "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
        "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
          "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
          "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."

          Beer
          is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
          Benjamin Franklin

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            #6
            Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
            I think there might be a military coup somewhere along the line. The government are slipping rude spin on the military and Royal Family on an almost daily basis now, so they're obviously gearing up for the possibility.

            You've been reading too many Frederick Forsyth books
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
              "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
              "Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."

              And there won't be jobs in Great Britain this bail-out time
              The greatest gift they'll get this year is a P45
              (Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
              No money nor credit can flow
              Do they know it's bail-out time at all?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                And there won't be jobs in Great Britain this bail-out time
                The greatest gift they'll get this year is a P45
                (Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
                No money nor credit can flow
                Do they know it's bail-out time at all?


                Very good
                Originally posted by cailin maith
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  More job losses.
                  UK banks need another (bigger) bailout.
                  All toxic debt absorbed by the taxpayer.
                  £ crashes.
                  UK stock market truly crashes.
                  Strikes and civil unrest.
                  Government curfews.
                  Anarchy.
                  UN food parcels.
                  IMF bailout.
                  Band Aid record a song to raise funds for starving Britons.
                  I think that is best case scenario.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I think that is best case scenario.
                    At least you didn't vote Tory eh? Could have been much worse.

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