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I think that is best case scenario.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMore job losses.
UK banks need another (bigger) bailout.
All toxic debt absorbed by the taxpayer.
£ crashes.
UK stock market truly crashes.
Strikes and civil unrest.
Government curfews.
Anarchy.
UN food parcels.
IMF bailout.
Band Aid record a song to raise funds for starving Britons.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAnd there won't be jobs in Great Britain this bail-out time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is a P45
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
No money nor credit can flow
Do they know it's bail-out time at all?
Very good
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And there won't be jobs in Great Britain this bail-out timeOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post"Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
"Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
"Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."

The greatest gift they'll get this year is a P45
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
No money nor credit can flow
Do they know it's bail-out time at all?
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Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostI think there might be a military coup somewhere along the line. The government are slipping rude spin on the military and Royal Family on an almost daily basis now, so they're obviously gearing up for the possibility.
You've been reading too many Frederick Forsyth books
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"Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."Originally posted by ratewhore View PostGod - Can you imagine who would be in Band Aid these days? What a truly terrible thought...
"Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
"Feed the bankers, let then know you don't want to stab them."
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God - Can you imagine who would be in Band Aid these days? What a truly terrible thought...
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I think there might be a military coup somewhere along the line. The government are slipping rude spin on the military and Royal Family on an almost daily basis now, so they're obviously gearing up for the possibility.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMore job losses.
UK banks need another (bigger) bailout.
All toxic debt absorbed by the taxpayer.
£ crashes.
UK stock market truly crashes.
Strikes and civil unrest.
Government curfews.
Anarchy.
UN food parcels.
IMF bailout.
Band Aid record a song to raise funds for starving Britons.
Leave a comment:
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UK Doom, what happens next.
More job losses.
UK banks need another (bigger) bailout.
All toxic debt absorbed by the taxpayer.
£ crashes.
UK stock market truly crashes.
Strikes and civil unrest.
Government curfews.
Anarchy.
UN food parcels.
IMF bailout.
Band Aid record a song to raise funds for starving Britons.Tags: None
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