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What are you doing this weekend?
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Vroom - enjoy!+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Dont forget your big plate!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYou are Alan Partridge and I claim my free night's stay at the Linton Travel Tavern.
For me it wil be a reasonably quite one: -
Friday - out straight form work in glorious Sunderland to celebrate my one night off the Slimfast plan per week.
Saturday - absolutely nothing planned at all
Can't eat or drink as I'm on a diet. WTF am I going to do?!! 
Sunday - absolutely nothing planned at all
Can't eat or drink as I'm on a diet. WTF am I going to do?!! 
What do you southern norms on a weekend instead of drinking? For me it's liek "does not compute".The pope is a tard.Comment
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today - waiting for new laptop to arrive, driving to lincoln to visit parents
tomorrow - a date with a german girl, restaurant and cocktails
sunday - flying out to munich to begin new contract (nothing related to above)The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostDont forget your big plate!
For me it wil be a reasonably quite one: -
Friday - out straight form work in glorious Sunderland to celebrate my one night off the Slimfast plan per week.
Saturday - absolutely nothing planned at all
Can't eat or drink as I'm on a diet. WTF am I going to do?!! 
Sunday - absolutely nothing planned at all
Can't eat or drink as I'm on a diet. WTF am I going to do?!! 
What do you southern norms on a weekend instead of drinking? For me it's liek "does not compute".
If I have nothing else on I like to head down to my local bakers and stock up on Doughnuts, Eclairs, Cream Slices and a couple of Gateaux. Then pop into the off license for a couple of crates of Ale before eating and drinking myself into a stupor before posting the resulting video footage to the Weight Watchers forums
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Kiss my face!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostDont forget your big plate!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Get shaggin' SA. Weight loss a-go-go.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostDont forget your big plate!
For me it wil be a reasonably quite one: -
Friday - out straight form work in glorious Sunderland to celebrate my one night off the Slimfast plan per week.
Saturday - absolutely nothing planned at all
Can't eat or drink as I'm on a diet. WTF am I going to do?!! 
Sunday - absolutely nothing planned at all
Can't eat or drink as I'm on a diet. WTF am I going to do?!! 
What do you southern norms on a weekend instead of drinking? For me it's liek "does not compute".Comment
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Have twee little dinner parties and talk about how much our houses are worth.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
What do you southern norms on a weekend instead of drinking? For me it's liek "does not compute".
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHave twee little dinner parties and talk about how much our houses are worth.
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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friday - lamb madras 10 pints of fozzies
saturday - up at 6 to drive to Colchester and back - then hill walk Rivington - 10 pints of fozzies
Sunday - gardening 10 pints of fozzies
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