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Agent fishing - spot the deliberate mistake

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    Agent fishing - spot the deliberate mistake

    Our client an International Investment bank urgently requires 3x DB2 Production DBA who have provided support to 1st and 2nd line production on the database environments. The candidate is to have extensive experience working on DB2 installation, performance tuning, and administration of Sybase DB2 . The positions will be joining an existing team, and will require both excellent technical skills and written and oral communication. The ideal candidates will have a minimum 2-5 years supporting history.
    first one to get it gets a banana.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    Sybase DB2.

    Oh Dear ™

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Sybase DB2.

      Oh Dear ™
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        An investment bank looking for contractors?

        Oh dear.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          #5
          How sad
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Sybase DB2.

            Oh Dear ™
            very quick. Here you go:
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #7
              Once upon a time there were a bunch of us contractors at a client allowed to have way too much time on our hands. So we'd make up bogus CVs and send them at a particular agency, and then watch as sections were cut'n'pasted to adverts on Jobserve.

              Oh, how we would laugh.

              This reads like one of them...

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                #8
                They just missed a comma or 'and' between Sybase and DB2.

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