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Previously on "Agent fishing - spot the deliberate mistake"

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  • Cyberman
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    They just missed a comma or 'and' between Sybase and DB2.

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Once upon a time there were a bunch of us contractors at a client allowed to have way too much time on our hands. So we'd make up bogus CVs and send them at a particular agency, and then watch as sections were cut'n'pasted to adverts on Jobserve.

    Oh, how we would laugh.

    This reads like one of them...

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sybase DB2.

    Oh Dear ™
    very quick. Here you go:

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  • Mich the Tester
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    How sad

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  • PM-Junkie
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    An investment bank looking for contractors?

    Oh dear.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sybase DB2.

    Oh Dear ™

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  • DimPrawn
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    Sybase DB2.

    Oh Dear ™

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  • Ruprect
    started a topic Agent fishing - spot the deliberate mistake

    Agent fishing - spot the deliberate mistake

    Our client an International Investment bank urgently requires 3x DB2 Production DBA who have provided support to 1st and 2nd line production on the database environments. The candidate is to have extensive experience working on DB2 installation, performance tuning, and administration of Sybase DB2 . The positions will be joining an existing team, and will require both excellent technical skills and written and oral communication. The ideal candidates will have a minimum 2-5 years supporting history.
    first one to get it gets a banana.

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