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    #11
    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    How strange, but I gets in, after a 80 km bicycle ride, log in here, go to get changed and in the mirror catch site of my rather attractive Danish girlfriend, whose main job is a Policewoman, so is as fit as a butchers dog, and just happens to still get modelling work, bending over whilst changing out of her cycling gear, and I thought best get back to the machine before the screen saver comes up... and then I awoke to a Pot Noodle and a tatty copy of Razzle


    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      How strange, but I gets in, after a 80 km bicycle ride, log in here, go to get changed and in the mirror catch site of my rather attractive Danish girlfriend, whose main job is a Policewoman, so is as fit as a butchers dog, and just happens to still get modelling work, bending over whilst changing out of her cycling gear, and I thought best get back to the machine before the screen saver comes up.
      Which was nice.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        what do you see?
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #14
          I see that I need a wider mirror
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Dorian.............

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              #16
              A fat, middle aged, grey haired slob. Ugh.
              Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
              Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View Post
                A fat, middle aged, grey haired slob. Ugh.
                Hey! get off! My mirror! My mirror!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by RSoles View Post
                  Hey! get off! My mirror! My mirror!
                  Hmmm. But where did the "old me" go?
                  Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
                  Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    A thirty something who has somehow kept his youthful good looks, chiseled features and athletic body.
                    Where can I get a mirror like that? I see that 18-year-old gone grey too. I don't know how this happened but I fear more to come.

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