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#21

12 January 2009, 17:04

So much armpit hair it looked like she had King Kong in a headlock.
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#22

12 January 2009, 17:08

I'm as happy as a b*stard on fathers day

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#23

12 January 2009, 17:43

A face like a bulldog licking mustard off a nettle.
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#24

12 January 2009, 18:44

As rough as a badgers a@se

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#25

12 January 2009, 19:25

I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.
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#26

13 January 2009, 00:11

As Milton as Churchill.

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#27

13 January 2009, 01:59

as damp as a well digger's arse

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#28

22 January 2009, 13:19

About as much use as Anne Franks' drum kit.

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#29

22 January 2009, 13:47

as useful as mammary glands on the male of the bovine species

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#30

22 January 2009, 13:57

As overwrought as a newt.

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