Favourite simile

**Doggy Styles** · 12 January 2009, 14:27

As big as a very, very big thing.

**wobbegong** · 12 January 2009, 14:28

A face like a bag of smashed crabs.

**realityhack** · 12 January 2009, 14:32

As mad as a box of frogs.

**DaveB** · 12 January 2009, 14:37

And arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag.

**EternalOptimist** · 12 January 2009, 14:38

the guy/gal is an intellectual eunuch

**bogeyman** · 12 January 2009, 15:02

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

the guy/gal is an intellectual eunuch

That's not a simile

**DimPrawn** · 12 January 2009, 15:08

Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

That's not a simile

As much like a simile as a metaphor.

**Pickle2** · 12 January 2009, 15:16

you are all as mad as cheese

**EternalOptimist** · 12 January 2009, 15:44

Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

That's not a simile

do apologise. I thought this was the favourite metaphor thread

**DimPrawn** · 12 January 2009, 15:49

More hollow than a Labour manifesto promise.

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