Anyone got anything to discuss rather than the boring economy?

[DaveB]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play...'till we're blown awaaaaaaaaaay.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Anyone?

The average homeless person makes several hundred pounds a day up at the South Bank. Do the Maths, it could make quite an attractive plan B if you can juggle or play the guitar - just stay off my patch or I'll chin you with my mighty jowels!

[AlfredJPruffock]

A Government survey has proven that people who over-sleep in the mornings are inexplicably far richer than those who get up early - also firms who employ those who tend to over-sleep are more likley to have higher levels of profit than their counterparts.

[MaryPoppins]

Watched series 1 of Pulling from BBC3 yesterday - thought it was quite funny!

One of my favourite shows, that