A real contractor should consider all opportunities to make a buck. So if you had to choose, which would you pick?
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20£1,000 to ghost-write AtW's treatise on the world economy0.00%0£10,000 for Pat Butcher from Eastenders to poo in your mouth, then you eat it10.00%2£100,000 to be locked in a 6 feet by 6 feet shed for two months with John Prescott40.00%8£1,000,000 to sever your left hand by having a train run over your wrist25.00%5Nothing, I am Andyw and I get pocket money25.00%5Last edited by Doggy Styles; 10 January 2009, 10:39. -
I have concern for the mental wellbeing of the individual that could conjure option 2.
Option 3 is the stuff of nightmares as well.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Option 1 is perverse as well.
But if I HAD to choose, option 3 has the upside of being able to slap him every day.Comment
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Even better if a range of power tools were at one's disposal.Originally posted by stackpole View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Could I combine 1 and 3? I'm fairly sure I could do 1 on the back of a fag packet while I was clubbing Prescott like a baby seal.ǝןqqıʍComment
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I voted 3. great poll
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I assume number five is a standing joke, but I don't fully understand number one.Comment
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Only if there was a shovel to bury him before he started niffing ...£100,000 to be locked in a 6 feet by 6 feet shed for two months with John PrescottWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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None of the above.
Better to live poor with principles, than rich with no scruples.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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