Aye.
I live in hope that some may turn...
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None of the above.
Better to live poor with principles, than rich with no scruples.
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£100,000 to be locked in a 6 feet by 6 feet shed for two months with John Prescott
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I assume number five is a standing joke, but I don't fully understand number one.
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Could I combine 1 and 3? I'm fairly sure I could do 1 on the back of a fag packet while I was clubbing Prescott like a baby seal.
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Originally posted by stackpole View PostBut if I HAD to choose, option 3 has the upside of being able to slap him every day.
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Option 1 is perverse as well.
But if I HAD to choose, option 3 has the upside of being able to slap him every day.
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I have concern for the mental wellbeing of the individual that could conjure option 2.
Option 3 is the stuff of nightmares as well.
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20£1,000 to ghost-write AtW's treatise on the world economy0.00%0£10,000 for Pat Butcher from Eastenders to poo in your mouth, then you eat it10.00%2£100,000 to be locked in a 6 feet by 6 feet shed for two months with John Prescott40.00%8£1,000,000 to sever your left hand by having a train run over your wrist25.00%5Nothing, I am Andyw and I get pocket money25.00%5A real contractor should consider all opportunities to make a buck. So if you had to choose, which would you pick?Last edited by Doggy Styles; 10 January 2009, 10:39.
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