sounds better in Ali-G style : Wud u do a batters bird just 2 get ur end in?
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Yes. As long as breathing with a pulse.....Originally posted by TazMaN View Postsounds better in Ali-G style : Wud u do a batters bird just 2 get ur end in? -
but would they do you Wilms?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostYes. As long as breathing with a pulse.....
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostYes. As long as breathing with a pulse.....
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i think he means a high maitenance/highly strung young lady which may mean the pleasure of the leg over will be diminished by the constant 3 am phone calls from her asking why you have not popped the question yet in an extremely whingy and slightly mad high pitched squeaky voice
she will then put scream at you , put the phone down and call back 5 minutes later in tears asking you to forgive her.
you do so and then go round the following day - she acts like a complete ho and you get your leg over again.
possibly?
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then the answer's noOriginally posted by original PM View Posti think he means a high maitenance/highly strung young lady which may mean the pleasure of the leg over will be diminished by the constant 3 am phone calls from her asking why you have not popped the question yet in an extremely whingy and slightly mad high pitched squeaky voice
she will then put scream at you , put the phone down and call back 5 minutes later in tears asking you to forgive her.
you do so and then go round the following day - she acts like a complete ho and you get your leg over again.
possibly?
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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depends how desperate you are to get your rocks off and also how ho like she will act
either way make sure you video it on your phone and post the link!!Comment
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