The noisiest thing in the world

[EternalOptimist]

Thinking about Pogle's thursday faves and crisps. I cant eat crisps where I work because the noise would not be fair on the others.

But what would be even noisier ?

In my honest opinion, the noisiest thing in this office would be a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin

what do you think ?

[Solidec]

How does said skeleton wink?

[TCL]

But what would be even noisier ?

An episode of "Loose Women"

[Flubster]

Without wishing to be pedantic, a skeleton does have the necessary 'apparatus' to perform said function.

[EternalOptimist]

it's a concept

think outside the square.
imagine a skeleton with a boney kn0b

[BrilloPad]

Wasn't eating in the office recently voted the most annoying habit?

[lilelvis2000]

My 3yo. non-stop chatting.

[Ruprect]

My 3yo. non-stop chatting.

same here. though I have to say its more the persistence than the noise. the noisiest thing in the world is my mum's TV. That is official - Norris McWherter said.

[TimberWolf]

My 3yo. non-stop chatting.

I'm convinced 3 years old's can scream louder than adults.

[xoggoth]

Boney knob is intersting. I understand most mammals have a penile bone, it is only primates that don't. Why are suitable grafts of pig's bits not being offered to treat impotence?

PS The last place I was at had a family day where people brought their hideous offspring in. Most unfair to the rest of us.