The noisiest thing in the world

[deano]

Boney knob is intersting. I understand most mammals have a penile bone, it is only primates that don't. Why are suitable grafts of pig's bits not being offered to treat impotence?

Because it wouldn't go down! You would walk around with a permanent bulge.

Nob.

I didn't think animals did have such a bone. It would make the "item" in question too exposed to damage because it would be on permanent "display", hence it appears and disappears when required due to blood flow.

Anyway, the noisiest thing for me is the sound of modern music at disco's and the like. They have them at the odd family "do" that I'm obliged to go to now and again.

[Board Game Geek]

The noisiest thing for me is the sound of people talking in an office. I like to work in as much silence as possible.

At one place I worked, many years ago, they had a radio permanently tuned to Radio 1 all day. In the office of all places !

Horrible...absolutely horrible.

[ace00]

A Small Nuclear device exploding inside your ear. Although you would never hear it....

[Doggy Styles]

Boney knob is intersting. I understand most mammals have a penile bone, it is only primates that don't. Why are suitable grafts of pig's bits not being offered to treat impotence?

Mammals don't have nob-bones do they? I've never noticed one on their skeletons.

Some insects might I suppose.

[Drewster]

The irritating "leakage" that comes out of teenagers IPod/Earphones...

The "average" mobile phone call on public transport!

[DS23]

dogs do.

[foritisme]

The noisiest thing in the world..................

The bloke sat opposite me. He has had a cold for 5 months, continually sneezing, coughing, blowing his ******* hooter, splurting.............

He did at one point blame it on the air conditioning, until it was pointed out to him that we don't have air conditioning in the building.

A complete and utter animal - if the market wasn't so bad I would have been out the door months ago. Did ask the boss if I could change desks, but he said if I had a problem so talk to the animal about it.

What can you say to a tw*t who continually coughs & sneezes all ******* day !!!!!!!!

[Drewster]

The noisiest thing in the world..................
What can you say to a tw*t who continually coughs & sneezes all frolicking day !!!!!!!!

SHUT UP you loathsome and obnoxious berk!

[foritisme]

"berk" is one of the nicer names we have for him


Snorbitz
Cougher Harris
Ignoramus
The Snorting Pig
Snotty Magoo (yes he has another infliction as well)

[MaryPoppins]

Boney knob is intersting. I understand most mammals have a penile bone, it is only primates that don't. Why are suitable grafts of pig's bits not being offered to treat impotence?

PS The last place I was at had a family day where people brought their hideous offspring in. Most unfair to the rest of us.

Ggrr. One of my pet hates is people who bring babies into the office.