I am definately going to Hell

[DiscoStu]

Do you know a girl with no sense of taste for atw?

Possibly, but I don't think she'd be up for dressing in a squirrel costume.

[EternalOptimist]

How many hours a day do you spend travelling between work and the toilet? Do you save the walk for your lunch-break or randomly disappear for 40min every now and then?

I can do the two mile round trip in under an hour, plus pick up a buttie or chips with curry sauce If I am in the mood.

[Pondlife]

I can do the two mile round trip in under an hour, plus pick up a buttie or chips with curry sauce If I am in the mood.

It's a bit like your very own circle of life.

[DiscoStu]

I can do the two mile round trip in under an hour, plus pick up a buttie or chips with curry sauce If I am in the mood.

I believe I've identified the problem!

[hyperD]

My wife had one of those widening operations on her sinuses and ever since then her sense of smell is frightening.

Personally I think the surgeon actually grafted a fecking bloodhound's nose on her because she can pick up traces of a fart I let rip in 1976.

No rest for the intestinally challenged...