Nice one David !!

[Mich the Tester]

The government should bring back national service for anyone under 30, pour funds into building up industry to create a big army/navy/air force and associated infrastructure, and then invade France.

...cuts unemployment
...boosts industry and gets us back to making things again
...reduces population
...takes thugs off the streets and gives them something useful to do
makes us popular in the world again because we're beating up the French.

It would sort so many problems out...maybe I should run for office

Are you going to 'bring back the birch' as well?

[Doggy Styles]

I would vote for you

So would I. I invaded France last summer, so with my first-hand experience I'd make a good Field Marshall.

[Cyberman]

Oh, look - a politician lied to you, and you enjoyed it!

Bless

Only Labour politicians deliberately lie. Lisbon Treaty, anyone ?

[ace00]

Only Labour politicians deliberately lie.

You should make that your sig.