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    Good excuse number 476

    Just in case some nosy IT department monitors your internet usage and asks why you appear to be searching for LOLITA, tell them this looks just the CASE tool approach your client needs:

    PS How did I come across it? Erm, I am researching a new story, a sequel to The Horrid Tale of Evil Worm, - The mutant slugs from the fourth dimension. (Excuse number 477)
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    #2
    Originally posted by xoggoth
    Just in case some nosy IT department monitors your internet usage and asks why you appear to be searching for LOLITA, tell them this looks just the CASE tool approach your client needs:



    PS How did I come across it? Erm, I am researching a new story, a sequel to The Horrid Tale of Evil Worm, - The mutant slugs from the fourth dimension. (Excuse number 477)
    Can you please also post the other 475? Thanks.

    p.s. not for me, only for a colleague of mine, of course
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Nothing to do with this post at all. I just liked the picture...



      I definately would after a few pints !

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        #4
        definitely.

        PS so would I
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          #5
          Originally posted by DirtyOldMan
          Nothing to do with this post at all. I just liked the picture...



          I definately would after a few pints !
          I wouldn't need a few pints!!! In fact at my age a few pints would be seriously detrimental to my performance...

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            #6
            Originally posted by DirtyOldMan
            Nothing to do with this post at all. I just liked the picture...



            I definately would after a few pints !
            I would after a thimbleful of ginger ale
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